\u201cWhat do you mean you\u2019re not on Twitter?\u201d<\/p>\n
David was staring at me, slack-jawed and wide-eyed as he finished the above question. His reaction was as if I\u2019ve just told him that I don\u2019t enjoy having a woman blow me, or that even though I\u2019m a meat eater I think that bacon is crap. The thing is that it\u2019s a no-brainer to me; I don\u2019t need to broadcast my every thought every moment that I thought it. Sure I\u2019m working in \u201cWeb\u201d and I blog, and I\u2019m on Facebook, or Farcebook as I like to call it, but why is it beyond belief that I don\u2019t have a Twitter account?<\/p>\n
David got himself together and tried again;<\/p>\n
\u201cI mean how do you stay in touch with everything, man?\u201d<\/p>\n
This was not the first time I\u2019d heard this, and I already had a stock answer;<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did you do before Aprl 2007? Were you in a desert of solitude without any sense of human connection? Seriously?\u201d<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t get it, he went on for about another hour, so guess what? Yeah, I have a Twitter account now. Now the only thing left to do is to work out what the Hell to do with it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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