{"id":933,"date":"2009-02-01T23:27:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T23:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/365ficlets.wordpress.com\/?p=303"},"modified":"2009-02-01T23:27:15","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T23:27:15","slug":"365-ficlets-day-268-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/techno-mage\/2009\/02\/01\/365-ficlets-day-268-front\/","title":{"rendered":"365 Ficlets &#8211; Day #268 ~ &#8220;Front&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cShe asked you what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe asked me if I liked the way her pussy looks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn! What did you say?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you know I love the pussy, but let\u2019s be honest, Bro, there is nothing good lookin\u2019 about that whole area.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you serious? I love the sight of a pussy, man I love the way they look. I mean I really do think that they are beautiful. I thought that she was asking me \u2018cos she\u2019d read some crazy-ass magazine thing about labiaplasty and how men prefer smaller or tidier labia, but clearly it\u2019s not just down to that.  How can you not love the way a woman looks man?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLabiaplasty!  Are you shittin\u2019 me? What do you know about all that shit fo\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI walk around with my eyes and ears open man. I mean this shit has been on the news and so forth. You do watch the news, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah man, that shit is borin\u2019 an\u2019 it\u2019s always the same. Bad shit goin\u2019 on in Iraq or Iran or somethin\u2019 and then the banks is all fucked up and then some kid got clipped in a school shootin\u2019. It\u2019s depressing I ain\u2019t wasting my time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cShe asked you what?\u201d \u201cShe asked me if I liked the way her pussy looks.\u201d \u201cDamn! What did you say?\u201d \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d \u201cWell, you know I love the pussy, but let\u2019s be honest, Bro, there is nothing good lookin\u2019 about that whole area.\u201d \u201cAre you serious? I love the sight of a pussy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wrUK-f3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}