\u201cThe thing is, right, that it don\u2019t seem to matter what I say she still comes at me. I mean day an\u2019night, pal. She\u2019s insatiable!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAm I s\u2019posed to have pity on ya? I mean seriously, \u2018ave you \u2018eard yourself, you prick? You know I\u2019ve not been gettin\u2019 any since Deb left last year, an\u2019 now you want to bend my ear about your old lady hankerin\u2019 after yer cock?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I\u2019m sorry mate, it\u2019s jus\u2019it\u2019s been preyin\u2019 on mi, you know what I mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, yeah. So, anyway, what\u2019s the problem? I mean you\u2019re not tellin\u2019 me that you can\u2019t get it up or nuffin\u2019 yeah? I mean seriously, you an\u2019 Mish \u2018ave bin living together fer six years and she\u2019s still after you in that way and you aren\u2019t \u2018appy about that. What\u2019s up wiv ya?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, it\u2019s not like there\u2019s any problems, ya know, down there, but I get tired. I mean a couple o\u2019nights without the full eight hours in the name of love, and I\u2019m on board, but every night? I\u2019m genuinely knackered, bruv.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I can relate to that, but I can\u2019t \u2018elp thinkin\u2019 that if it were to change, you know?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cThe thing is, right, that it don\u2019t seem to matter what I say she still comes at me. I mean day an\u2019night, pal. She\u2019s insatiable!\u201d \u201cAm I s\u2019posed to have pity on ya? I mean seriously, \u2018ave you \u2018eard yourself, you prick? You know I\u2019ve not been gettin\u2019 any since Deb left last year, an\u2019 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wrUK-eX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}