\u201cWhat are you doing down there?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m kissing your thighs, touching you, I\u2019m going to go down on you\u2026 Why? Am I doing something wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh no, and the thought is very sweet, but look around you. I just dragged you out of a fire exit into an alley behind the club so that you could fuck my brains out, not so that we could have fantastically caring, mutual sex with orgasms and everyone\u2019s needs met. I\u2019m not looking for the big O, I just want your cock inside me. As soon as possible, yeah?\u201d<\/p>\n
This was not how it goes in the magazines and the books and the conversations with my unrepresentatively large coterie of female friends, but then Jess really isn\u2019t like any of them anyway. On our fourth date she took me sky diving, without telling me until the door was opened on the plane. Still I would tandem with her again in a heartbeat.<\/p>\n
I fumbled with my fly and after a couple of false starts got my cock out and slid it straight into her, effortlessly; she moaned with relief and looked right into my eyes.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow really fuck me!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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