\u201cIt all started to go wrong in Berlin. I was supposed to be shooting in the KitKatClub, and the agency had booked three local models who were going to be meeting me there. So I arrive at Tegel and there is a guy there with a board, you know it has \u2018Freeland\u2019 written on it with a Sharpie or somesuch, and so I lug my gear over to him and stick out my hand. He just smiles and beckons, doesn\u2019t take my bags, heads off at speed towards the exit. I follow and find him standing by the open boot of a large silver Merc. I think \u201cthat\u2019s more like it\u201d and start to lift my camera bag into the boot.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t even remember getting koshed one, but I must\u2019ve been, \u2018cos I woke up here, camera gear gone, clothes gone, but I\u2019ve still got my wallet and my cell, even my passport. You\u2019d think if it was a serious theft they would have taken the stuff that is easy to flog, right? I mean there\u2019s not a lot of places you could get half the value of the gear that was in that case.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cStop talking Mr. Freeland. Your lies do not impress us.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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