Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe, but sometimes it is an egg whisk. I had been wondering whether or not the apparent flirting coming from the guy who lives over the road was real flirting for well over a week before I finally decided to do something about it.<\/p>\n
As usual I was setting off on my morning run, at about half six, when I saw him coming out of the house, already dressed for work. I did nothing different; simply waved and smiled, but he stuck his hand up and before I knew it he was coming over.<\/p>\n
\u201cHi there. Going for a run, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n
This was a fairly safe gambit; it was not like he wandered over and said \u201cI\u2019ve worked out you\u2019re gay and I\u2019d like to invite you over for dinner and maybe a good hard fuck\u201d. Still the body language was all there. His whole body was slightly inclined towards me and as I stopped to answer him he reached out with his hand, his eyes were dilated\u2026 He was a really good looking guy; I was more than a little flattered by the attention. I was about to take his hand;<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you sign this for me?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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