\u201cWill you shut up? Honestly you really do spout some crap from time to time! I\u2019m not leaving you; what the hell gave you that impression?\u201d<\/p>\n
She started to wipe the tears away with the backs of her hands; the panda eyes now became racoon markings. Why was she wearing mascara anyway, we were just \u2018about the house\u2019?<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know Ted. You\u2019ve not come near me all weekend, you are always on that bloody mobile and never in front of me. I think anyone would assume that you were cheating at this point!\u201d<\/p>\n
So it was going to be like this; heaven help me.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t want to spend the whole weekend rutting and you think that there\u2019s something wrong? Jill I spent every night this week trying to get you in the mood; candle-lit dinner to flat out demanding you suck me off, and everything in between. Now, when I\u2019m having a crisis with the event you wonder why I\u2019m not chasing your pussy all over the house? I love you, darling, I\u2019m not leaving, I am not seeing anyone else. Please let me work before we\u2019re living on the street, ok?\u201d <\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
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