\u201cYou have to help me get into his office. He\u2019s hiding something, and I think it\u2019s got to do with the disappearances that have been happening.\u201d<\/p>\n
I could not believe what I was hearing. My normally perfectly sane friend Sandra had clearly been abducted and replaced by a character from an Enid Blyton novel or a Nancy Drew tale. I raised an eyebrow;<\/p>\n
\u201cSan, are you seriously telling me that you not only want me to help you break into the Head of English Literature\u2019s office, but that the reason you want me to do that is because you think that he\u2019s the one abducting cats, even though no one is willing to confirm that there is any evidence of cat abductions? Honestly, San, have you been drinking Red Bull again?\u201d<\/p>\n
She looked at me with that angry, stubborn stare and practically fizzed with frustration.<\/p>\n
\u201cStop talking at me like that, okay? I know you think I\u2019m crazy, but I saw him from the staffroom window yesterday. He thought that no one was watching, he was out by his car, and there were three dead cats in his car boot.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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