{"id":1018,"date":"2009-04-30T23:05:41","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T22:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/365ficlets.wordpress.com\/?p=476"},"modified":"2009-04-30T23:05:41","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T22:05:41","slug":"365-ficlets-day-356-bombshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/techno-mage\/2009\/04\/30\/365-ficlets-day-356-bombshell\/","title":{"rendered":"365 Ficlets &#8211; Day #356 ~ &#8220;Bombshell&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThanks for meeting me. I know it wasn\u2019t what you wanted to do, I mean I know it\u2019s hard for you to see me, and well, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Karl looked up from the menu and nodded, fixed Susan with an assertive gaze;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell clearly you have something to say to me and I think the three years we were together have bought you this much indulgence from me, but I will be honest and tell you that I\u2019m not feeling patient. I mean it\u2019s bad enough that you cheated on me six weeks before the wedding, but to do what you did\u2026 No groom to be should walk into a room to see his best friend\u2019s wife eating out his fianc\u00e9e who is screaming her pleasure without even thinking about how much more likely it must have made the possibility of detection.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Susan\u2019s shoulders slumped a little and she quickly shot glances left and right to see if they were overheard by the other diners and then turned back to her former partner;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m so sorry, Karl. Still I know that you don\u2019t want another apology so i\u2019ll get to it. You see, the thing is I am pregnant, Dear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThanks for meeting me. I know it wasn\u2019t what you wanted to do, I mean I know it\u2019s hard for you to see me, and well, thanks.\u201d Karl looked up from the menu and nodded, fixed Susan with an assertive gaze; \u201cWell clearly you have something to say to me and I think the three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wrUK-gq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}