Of course the doorbell went just as I was getting into the shower, I mean when else does anyone come to your door? So there I am, wrapped in a couple of towels trying to sign for some package that I don\u2019t even remember ordering without showing the delivery guy everything I got, and the water\u2019s getting in my eyes from my hair and well, by the time I got the damn thing inside and the door shut I was in a foul mood.<\/p>\n
So I\u2019m stood in the hallway, dripping onto the rug and staring at this package that\u2019s about the size of a small dog andwondering what Earth it can be. Is it those speakers I am waiting for? No they were not due for another week. What about a gift from someone, out of the blue? Unlikely, my birthday was still three months awat, and besides I wasno longer at an age for pyhsically large gift giving.<\/p>\n
I decided to put off the grand unveiling and get back in the shower, but as I turned to walk away there was a tearing sound and what felt like a feather duster being run over my legs, as a cat shot past me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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