The lights came up and he felt the familiar heat bathing his face, and let the applause wash over him. He let the audience bathe him in their welcome, using the time to remember his opening, and then once he was ready he took a big breath and made an overblown \u2018cut\u2019 motion.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo\u2026 Thanks for coming down here tonight. Yeah, thanks so much. I can\u2019t tell you how many people you are proving wrong just by being here. Anyway, it\u2019s good to be back in London\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
As he paused for the cheers that would always predictably come from the name-drop on the town he caught a glimpse of movement in the wings, stage right. There should not have been anyone over there and knowing that there was somone darting about on the edge of the stage really threw his rhythm. He nearly didn\u2019t pick up the line after the cheers petered out, but just caught it;<\/p>\n
\u201cSo a local crowd, then? Excellent!\u201d<\/p>\n
He paused for a moment and then unleashed it;<\/p>\n
\u201cSo who here saw Watchmen? Yeah? A few of you, good. Let me ask you, did the blue cock bother any of you too?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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