{"id":1002,"date":"2009-04-13T23:31:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T22:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/365ficlets.wordpress.com\/?p=442"},"modified":"2009-04-13T23:31:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T22:31:57","slug":"365-ficlets-day-339-sitting-on-the-fence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/techno-mage\/2009\/04\/13\/365-ficlets-day-339-sitting-on-the-fence\/","title":{"rendered":"365 Ficlets &#8211; Day #339 ~ &#8220;Sitting on the Fence&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIs it always like this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I look around to find a young fellow who looks a little familiar standing next to me on the crowded platform. I am still trying to place him when he intervenes;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t quite remember me, do you? I\u2019m the fencing club\u2019s, vice-president\u2019s boyfriend. We met at a party at the weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It all comes rushing back, and I am slightly embarassed by the fact that I probably did not quite remember him because I was off my face; as usual. It\u2019s no secret that I don\u2019t fence, or that I only really hang around with the University fencing club because of a social coincidence years before, but I imagined that this guy was wondering what on Earth I had been doing at that party.<\/p>\n<p>Again he intruded on my inner monologue;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou remember? I\u2019m Ted?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I decide to go with it;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, Ted. Sorry about that. Monday morning you know? Yeah, Gina\u2019s chap, I do remember. Just about anyway. Was I very drunk?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He nodded and chuckled; I kept my face together, but inside my heart was sinking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, anyway, is it always like this?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIs it always like this?\u201d I look around to find a young fellow who looks a little familiar standing next to me on the crowded platform. I am still trying to place him when he intervenes; \u201cYou don\u2019t quite remember me, do you? I\u2019m the fencing club\u2019s, vice-president\u2019s boyfriend. We met at a party at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wrUK-ga","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.techno-mage.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}